Heretic-Gamer

Finally, a princess who doesn’t have an uptight self image!

Fat Princess has been on the minds of several PS3 owners since its announcement last year. And since it was just released (and I have obtained it), why not cover it?!? Initially, all anyone knew about it was that there was this princess, and you just had to keep feeding her cake, which made her really fat. Well, you do indeed do that in the game. However, it’s not the only thing you do (of course). It’s actually a class-based game, which can loosely be compared to Team Fortress 2. You can play as classes such as the Warrior (basic fighting type), the Priest (has healing abilities), and so on. Being able to upgrade their powers makes them all the more tempting to try each of them out. Tempting like cake. Delicious cake.

What a FAT PRINCESS!!! HAWHAWHAW

So why are these princesses fat? The princesses basically found a mystical cake in the forest, they can’t stop eating cake, which is why you must stuff them full of it. Story-wise, anyway. Gameplay-wise, the point of feeding the princess is to make her fat, of course. The fatter she gets, the more difficult it is for your opponents to steal your princess, or take back their own princess. They get pretty damn heavy, let me tell ya.

The game is pretty simple, but with its online multiplayer, it is guaranteed to be tons of fun. Tons. Like how much the princesses now weigh. DAAAAAAAAAAAMN THEY BE BIG.

I give Fat Princess 2000 calories out of 2000.