Heretic-Gamer

NICE MUSCLE!!

So Muscle March had me, and other people on our forums, intrigued since Day 1.  After seeing any pictures or footage of Muscle March, you may have the exact same thoughts that I did: Why are all these muscular men, and a polar bear, running around in tiny little colorful undergarments?  Is this seriously a Wii game?  Yes, courtesy of Namco Bandai.

IT'S CALLED A ROAD, IT'S CALLED THE RAINBOW ROAD

The premise (I think) of the game is to chase a person through different environments while using the Wii Remote and Nunchuk to flex your muscles in order to fit through the holes in the wall caused by the person you are chasing.

There are many happy animals as well

So we still haven’t figured out why this game is so damn flamboyant.  In case you haven’t noticed, this game, like many other crazy ones which I’ve featured, it from Japan.  That’s pretty much the only answer you’ll need. And it is VERY obvious that it is full of kooky Japanese influence after watching this trailer.

Muscle March was released in Japan on May 26th for WiiWare, and can currently be purchased for 800 WiiPoints. Once it comes to America, it’s definitely worth checking out, if only for how strange this title truly is. I GIVE MUSCLE MARCH TEN NICE MUSCLE OUT OF TEN POSSIBLE NICE MUSCLE.